I imagine I’m not the only woman out there that has a significant other that has the worst timing in the world. I imagine there are millions of us.

Who in their right mind thinks “hey she’s changing a massive poopy diaper this is the perfect time to rub my wife’s shoulders”??? Like really dude I’m trying to make sure not to get poo all over the baby not to mention myself and you choose now to rub my shoulders…..get the hell out of here or I’m going to throw her dirty napalm of a diaper at you.

I’m not sure what possesses him to think that the proper time to be sweet and lovey is when i’m diffusing a bomb of a diaper but here we are.

Advertisements